Thursday, June 25, 2009

Top Ten Best things that could happen on draft day 2009


1. David Stern is replaced as the host of the draft by a tag team of Walt Clyde Frazier and Charles Barkley
2. The Suns trade Steve Nash to the knicks for 3 tacos
3. Charles Oakley comes out of retirement and declares his eligibility for the draft
4. The Clippers trade in the number one pick for a dannon frusion smoothie
5. Shaq gets traded to cleveland, and then LBJ demands a trade to either Milwaukee or NY
6. i get traded for anderson varejao (my contract expires next year...)
7. the albany patroons got absorbed by the NBA
8. Bill russell drops a couple F bombs on live tv
9. the knicks draft a 7'5" 19 year old kid from Greenland who learned how to play basketball last month
10. The Clippers trade the #1 pick to the Nets for Yi, and declare their intentions to sign Iverson

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