Monday, October 30, 2006

The Lebrons


Over the last several years, the best commercials have come from Nike Basketball. They had that one with all of the guys bouncing the basketballs in rhythm. The Dr. Funk ones with Vince Carter kicked ass also. The new one is a continuation of The Lebrons. The new one has him playing 4 roles again, and it cracks me up every time i see it. LBJ is the most marketable basketball player the NBA has seen since MJ, and you know David Stern loves it. Oh yeah, he can play a little ball too.

Sunday, October 29, 2006

KISS ALIVE II


So the other night I put KISS Alive II on the player (like that Candy Butchers song Kiss Alive II "I Gave You Benny and the Jets, You Gave Me Kiss Alive II") and sat on the couch to read a book. I'm a moron. You cant read to KISS. They just rock too hard. I'm sure that isn't true for all things KISS but for purposes of this post suspend some belief. But it's hard to argue that a song like Detroit Rock City (1st track on Alive II) isn't hands down cock-rock tastic.
After a moment of thought and probably not an original one, KISS are a lot like the Dolls (even though the guys under the KISS makeup are a bunch of sellouts) in the fact that they play prototypcial New York rock and have shtick. They both play simple bare-bones rock and haven't tried to hard to alter that successful formula. Maybe if the Dolls had worn more makeup and little bit less of the fruity clothing they would have been a mega cash chinging, got your own pinball machine triumph. It's possible, afterall both bands hit the NY scene at the same time. They both played at Max's and a bunch of other venues and both may have even had the same fanbase for a while, although KISS's obviously got just a little bit larger then David JoJo and Co.
To KISS's credit it had a great idea which they have been banking on for 30 years. And I am just bored enough at this point that I want to experience the fake blood, spitting fire and 12 inch heels that make up KISS's stageshow. And am seriously considering purchasing that DVD I posted about below which is going to have 2 discs of shit from the band's first couple of years in the spotlight (no I'm not a member of the KISS Army. Not yet) and before they sucked hard, before the makeup came off, and then on again and then never off, except for a Gene Simmons reality TV show. On a side note, Gene Simmons is a marketing genius and if you don't beleive that check out all the KISS shit out there or that Gene has filled his house up with, but what the fuck took him so long to rival Ozzy for a reality TV show. I mean the Osbournes have been off the air for 5 years or something and now Gene Simmons is bringing his KISStastic life to the airwaves? Somebody let this dude onto the track a few laps into the race. And he ain't that fast anymore.
Anyway, next time you feel like throwing a NY Dolls record on, listen to KISS instead. I'd be interested to see if it settled the crave.

Come One, Come All, But Do Fucking Come

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Blog Wrapup

Folks I am Fuel, You Are Friends has Trent Reznor's Bridge School performance with a string quartet up in full, from last weeks show and some new Superdrag. Ickmusic has a James Brown (Hot Pants Muthafucker) bootleg up from 1973. Oh yeah, listen to the Dead. It's good for you.

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Bye Rbally

Rbally is closing up shop which sucks since it threw up a whole slew of awesome bootlegs and other fun stuff. Right now it has a Pavement live show up and The Troy Tate Sessions from The Smiths. The site will be keeping the whole of the archive up for a few weeks so grab it while you can.

Dave Letterman vs. Bill O'Reilly - Round 2


I think it was obvious that Letterman took O'Reilly out in their first encounter. Tonight was closer to a draw, only because Letterman, for every zinger he tossed at O'Reilly, was self-deprecating afterwards. But if one has to win it's Letterman for telling O'Reilly that all the facts in his head were fictional. Though Letterman did have the home court advantage. I wonder how well he would do on the Factor.

You Tube it and vote.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Mick Are You Ready For Your Closeup?

Best Rock Docs/Concert Films

Gimme Shelter
The Last Waltz
The Complete Montery Pop Festival
It's The End Of The Century
Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band Live In Barcelona
The Grateful Dead Movie
No Direction Home
HYPE!
Led Zeppelin
DIG!
Don't Look Back
Townes Van Zandt: Be Here To Love Me
(Inside Out): Warren Zevon
This Is Spinal Tap
Stop Making Sense
The Rolling Stones: 25 X 5

HM: Not A Photograph: The Mission Of Burma Story; Michael Jackson's Moonwalker



Bonus: Top Movies Featuring Music

Almost Famous
Detroit Rock City
A Thing Called Love
Amadeus
La Bamba
A Hard Days Night
High Fidelity
School Of Rock
The Doors
Walk The Line (musical scenes only)
Coal Miner's Daughter

The above lists are by no means inclusive and I am sure there are many flicks missing so type your list up and post it into the comments area.

Now, Chuck Berry is cool and all but...

Fuck St. Louis. They do not deserve this world series (which just ended like 30 seconds ago). They were by far the chumpiest team to make the playoffs. They're lucky they even made it this far. I dont care what happens, Detroit still kicks ass.

Top Ten Films From SNL Alumni


Hendo's List:
Billy Madison
Spinal Tap
Animal House
Wayne's World
Happy Gilmore
Tommy Boy
Blues Brothers
Trading Places
Rushmore
School Of Rock
Honorable Mention: Space Jam, National Lampoon's Vacations, Ladies Man, Old School

I stuck mainly with comedies, and my original list had 30 movies on it, so I'm sure your lists will have some different stuff on them. put em in the comments (please).

You Wanted The Best, You Got The Best



Just need to get this out of my system and on the internets - MARAH kick ass and are a perfect way to wind down the Rocktober. Here's to Marah, one of the great bands of our time. We are lucky to share space with these guys.

Speaking of some fun rock n' roll, KISS is coming back (again) and with a vengeance. Below is the advert for their new 2 Disc DVD of a massive amount of what is sure to be kickass shit. Hours and Hours of KISS on screen! Then next month, the men in makeup are releasing a box set collecting all of the remastered Alive concerts (I, II, III) & the never before released Alive IV, A.K.A. The Millenium Concert (whatever that is). Dude.

Thursday, October 26, 2006

All Hail The Queens

Today Kate & Anna McGarrigle came on my iPod. I'm not sure how many of you guys are acquainted with the french-canadian sisters but in this writer's humble opinion, the McGarrigles are quite special. Their songs range from being a little silly (Swimming Song), to beautiful (Petite Annonce Amoureuse - which means Classified Love Ads or something close to that) and poignant (I Eat Dinner). This would make their albums both silly, beautiful and poignant (sort of like Leonard Cohen, a fellow Canadian) and that's the making of a horse that's going to win some races for you.
Before plowing any further, it should be pointed out that the sisters are fluent in both English and French and record in both languages. The albums they have released in French are just as great as their English counterparts. There's something nice about music in other languages. For one,you have no f***ing clue what they are speaking about but still you get the point. Ever hear a Kinks song in another language? You understand that the shit rocks.
Pulling this vehicle back onto the highway, about two years ago, Kate & Anna McGarrigle played Zankel Hall which is located two floors under Carnegie Hall and seats a few hundred people. It's quite a nice play and has grat sound. I highly recommend taking in a show there sometime should you have the opportunity. The show I saw was part of a series of concerts that Emmylou Harris curated. Steve Earle performed either the night before or after the McGarrigle's and at the time I was pretty bummed, actually pissed, that I wasn't going to see Steve Earle play in the basement of Carnegie Hall and would instead be spending the evening with a bunch of French Canadians and their offspring, Rufus & Martha Wainwright. Not the type of night I desperately wanted for myself, but we must pay our debts to society sometime, or at least our family. But I was quite wrong about these McGarrigles, boy was I off base.
A few songs into their performance I had one of those feelings. The kind you get after taking a vicodin (though I had not taken one) where you feel a pitter in your stomach and a flutter of excitement in your mind. I had no idea what to expect, no clue where all the sounds coming into my head were coming from or even what the languages was that came seeping out of the speakers. The only thing I could discover, in the moments of lucidity I was able to grab was that this was something special that needed to be enjoyed right there, that there was no time to think about how great the show was. I could do that some other time (like right now). I just needed to soak it all in. So that's what I did. As I sat the songs began blending in with one another until it wasnt clear whether it was English, French, or instrumentals. The music left the stage and came coursing right at us. I knew I had been in Zankel Hall for a while but for the life of me it felt like a few fleeting moments. Sort of like a calming psychedelic or something.
The culmination of all this was the curator herself coming out to sing Going Back To Harlan. If ever there was an icing on the concert cake this would have been it. A wad just waiting to explode, if you know what I mean. This was not like Bruce Springsteen coming out as a guest when you see U2, something you just have to dig, even if it sounds like crap. These women had rehearsed and if they hadn't they faked it quite well (they are middle-aged women after all). The blending and twisting together of their voices was something I wish I could carry with me forever but alas it was not meant to be. Just a fond memory.
Looking back, it's good the show ended soonafter Emmylou came on stage or who knows where I would be now. I could have quit my job and moved up to Montreal or Quebec and went searching for that sound, like one of those space eating freaks who left there lives in the 60's and moved to San Francisco so they could hear the Dead all the time, but then ended up wandering the Haight instead. But I didn't do that. I just loaded up my iPod with a bunch of Kate & Anna McGarrigle albums which will always remind me of that night at Zankel Hall.

I figured while I'm kind of on the topic here is Rufus Wainwright performing Leonard Cohen's Chelsea Hotel No. 2. Once I begin listening I find a hard time turning this one off.

One Week To Go


Can you smell the basketball fever? Bold predictions:
1. LBJ will put one of the best statistcal seasons in the last 25 years
2. Miami will not repeat as champs, even though Wade is beyond nasty
3. The beloved knickerbockers will at best, only win 25 games this year (they won 23 last year)
4. Big Ben will make the Bulls a big time contender
5. Breakout players of the year will be Hakim Warrick and Channing Frye
6. MVP = Taysh

Sunday, October 22, 2006

Player's Only Love You When They're Playing



Allright in honor of the fact that tomorrow is monday and monday's suck here is something fun. 5 Fleetwood Mac Covers. One for each day of the working week.

To get things rolling is The Meat Purveyors with their take on Monday Morning from the Mac's self-titled LP. Monday Morning appears on The Meat Purveyors' Paint By Number

Next up is two tracks taken from Camper Van Beethoven's version of Tusk. We start with the upbeat Think About Me written by Christine McVie. After that is CVB taking on the intensity that Stevie Nicks channeled so well on Storms. Perhaps it is a bit too much intensity for one song. Perhaps.

Completing the trifecta of Mac's main songwriters as witnessed on Tusk is Lindsay Buckingham's What Makes You Think You're The One performed by the Twilight Singers. The track is taken from the band's covers album She Loves You.

Also included just for fun is the Twilight Singers version of Mary J. Blige's Real Love. Greg Duhli does pretty amazing covers of R&B songs including TLC's Creep and this summer's Crazy. I read somewhere that the Afghan Whigs were supposed to be a rock,alternative R&B band which makes a lot of sense after listening to them.

Last on this little diversion through the Fleetwood Mac machine of influence is Whiskeytown's version of the ever popular Dreams taken from a World Cafe performance and lifted off of the Mac's hugely successful Rumours album.

Enjoy.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Please Divert Your Attention To....

Hey guys, after poking around Ickmusic has a Pogues boot up and Jefitoblog has a Chris Stamey bootleg collection of rarities and the like as well as there Friday Mix Tape which always has a few cool things.

You guys wanna go cause some damage in CT this weekend?

Thursday, October 19, 2006

The Evil Powers of Rock N Roll


Who you ask, who are the best bands going right now in this country? Well, that list is liable to change on a day-to-day business with me, however, along with The Figgs and The Dirtbombs, the other band that has always remained at the very top of that list for a long time now is the almighty Supersuckers. They have been tearing it up for almost 20 years now, and I dare say it, they are as great now as they have ever been, and that is really saying something. I had the pleasure of seeing them live in Boston a few nights ago with Social Distortion, and Ms. Bonaznza J., and even though they were in the opening slot, they dominated the stage, and won over the massive sold-out crowd. They have an ep they just came out with, and it still hasnt left my cd player. First off, let's here the title track from their latest release "Paid". I have seen them now about 8 or 9 times, and I will most certainly pay to see them for years to come, including on their next tour with the NY Dolls (!).They are one of the best ROCK bands ever, and they also pull off some of the mighty-finest country these ears have heard. Here are a few prime examples of both, and then of course, my top 5 Supersuckers songs.

Fisticuffs
Must've Been High
Eastbound And Down
Doublewide
Drink And Complain


Hendo's Top 5 Supersuckers Songs:
1. Evil Powers of Rocknroll
2. Mudhead
3. The Captain
4. I Say Fuck
5. I Want The Drugs

With waaaay too many honorables to mention, so I'll leave it to you. I showed you mine, you show me yours (in the comments - get your mind out of the gutter mr. pio pio........)

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Let's Go Back In History

I want you to picture something for me for just one second. Imagine your favorite record store. Now imagine that instead of buying the albums, singles, EP's, etc inside this store you could rent them. You walk in and eye a band you have been meaning for sometime to listen to, say Parliament-Funkadelic, as in "I've been meaning to get some funk for a while," but $17.99 is a little steep. But for $2.99 per week or $3.99 per new release you can borrow it. Pretty cool. Want to know why your favorite record store doesn't rent to you?

"Unless authorized by the owners of copyright in the sound recording and in the musical works embodied therein, the owner of a particular phonorecord may not, for purposes of direct or indirect commercial advantage, dispose of, or authorize the disposal of, the possession of that phonorecord by rental, lease, or lending."

The above quotation is taken from the 1984 Amendment to the Copyright Act. It was written and voted into law as a result of about 200 such Record Rental Stores that popped up across America just like Video Stores did at the time. Why the movie industry didn't get such legislation I don't know, but they must have felt rentals were in its best interest. It seems the idea of record rental stores was fairly popular overseas before it met its end domestically. Japan had around 1,700 stores of its own and countries in Western Europe also got into the idea.

The American stores rented to customers at a rate of 99 cents to $2.50 per disc for 1 to 3 nights. Now this was at the dawn of the Compact Disc age when actual "phonograph" records were still widely in existence as was the casette. The demise of the rental store was partially due to the notion that the CD would last for a very long time meaning these stores would never need to re-purchase an album, as they would be certain to do with vinyl and even cassette tape wearing out. This meant that slowly but surely the record business would fade into obscurity. Or at least that was the argument that the companies must have made to Congress. Interestingly it wasn't just the era of the CD that brought an end to one listener's wet dream and a label's greedy nightmare. The stores, to their own detriment, also sold blank tape so customers would have less and less a reason to come into the rental store or any other form of record store.

The reason that Congress had to introduce the above amendment is because of an idea called the First Sale Doctrine which says that a copyright holder in a work has the exclusive right to copy, reproduce, publish, print and vend his work, but puts a limit on the vending part. After the copyright holder sells an individual copy for the first time (to a distributor, chain, whatever) he has no control over the resale of that very item. This allows for used record & book stores, amazon, ebay, etc, etc. So the amendment was executed to maintain the Doctrine of First Sale, but wiping away the right to rent, lend or lease, unless as you may have thought to yourself, the lending is being done by a nonproft library, nonprofit educational institution, or lending for other nonprofit purposes.

Moving forward 22 years, the Internet has obviously become a much less organized version of the record rental store where you do not have to give the product back at the end of the day. And the record companies are trying to find a way to sucessfully put an end to that as well, except it isn't so easy. If they had their pick, I imagine they would go for the rental store. It works for the movie industry after all.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Mosey On Over To...

Just wanted to post something cool. Over at jefitoblog they have a comp of Marshall Crenshaw b-sides and rarities for download as well as a bunch of tracks and reviews of his entire catalogue. Well worth the downloading.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Now Playing...




Randy Newman - Bad Love.
Disco Stu and I had the chance to catch Randy Newman at Carnegie Hall this week and it was a pretty neat experience. His music is pleasant, almost as background noise, but like Warren Zevon, if you have the opportunity to sit on your couch or in your car and really listen to his lyrics the payoff is great. The songs, just like Zevon, are hysterical but also really insihtful. If your sense of humor lines up with Randy Newman his records become a combination of great songs, biting commentary and comedy. Here is My Country and The Great Nations Of Europe from Newman's last album Bad Love.

Teddy Thompson - Separate Ways
Teddy Thompson is the son of Richard and Linda Thompson. He's got good genes and hasn't fucked that up yet. Separate Ways, though not his only album, is his first release on a record label with some push and it is a good one. My favorite track is a bonus song that is not its own track but rather attached to the "last" song on the record. It's too bad because I would have liked to post it on its own. The song reminds me of a slow sea waltz or war ballad with a modern twist. You know a bass plucked, a nice and simple chorus and a female back-up singer, who for all I know is Teddy's mom. But the best part of the song, like all of Teddy Thompson's songs is his voice which is quite distinct, and dare I say, the way he has with a tune because he sure has got something going on. This is why I posted his version of Leonard Cohen's Tonight I Will Be Fine from the I'm Your Man Soundtrack. And there is some nice slide thrown in.

Before moving on, I want to point out that on the above mentioned soundtrack, Rufus Wainwright's take on Chelsea Hotel No. 2 was probably the best song I heard all summer. It just blew me away much more than the original. If there is any interest in hearing it I could post it. It also is available on iTunes.

Lastly, I've been listening to The Go-Betweens' Oceans Apart from 2005. It is a shame they are no more since there records got so much better as time went on and that's saying something considering how good those early albums are. It's probably pointing out the obvious to say how sad it is too see someone go when they are capable of there maximum output. It really is no more devastating then when the person is washed up, but in our minds, since we don't know our musicians, we dote on how we will never get anything fresh from them again unless you count what remains in the vault. But sometimes what's in the vault should very much so remain in the vault. Not going to name names. So to lose a Go Between is kind of worse than losing the King. That's all the BS wisdom from this dude. Here's Boundary Rider from Oceans Apart. Enjoy Every Sandwich.

It's About That Time



I think it is time for Randy Cohen, better known to us as The Ethicist, to publish a collection of his column "The Ethicist." If you are a weekly reader of Mr. Cohen's work, think about it for a second. How much do you remember of each piece? If you are like me - not enough to preclude a second or third reading. And another little reason: When did you start reading "The Ethicist" and when did Mr. Cohen commence the writing of his column? I do not know the answer but I imagine, at least for me, there are many reader's questions and just as many of Mr. Cohen's answers in past editions of the Sunday New York Times that arrived too early for me to read. Even if I am wrong on this last part, I know that my first argument holds up and a compilation is in order.
Doing some reasearch on Mr. Cohen, I discovered he used to write for both the Late Show with David Letterman, Michael Moore's TV Nation and The Rosie O'Donnell Show. Mr. Cohen also appears on NPR to answer listener's question regarding - you guessed it - ethical questions. Additionally he had published a book entitled "The Good, the Bad, & the Difference: How to Tell Right From Wrong in Everyday Situations" which answers the letters of 200 of his readers. This book contains Mr. Cohen's favorite columns, a quiz, and answers from guest ethicists. I should buy this book as it perhaps features what I am asking for, but I could also do without the quiz and the guests. Call me selfish but I want more of "The Ethicist" columns because two situations a week, maybe three if were really lucky just isnt satisfying the craving, and in truth my bathroom could really use such a book or at least my nightable stacked with baseball statistics, New Yorker movie reviews, a collection of short fiction, and Mojos. Now doesn't that just look pretentious?
I guess the reason this is something worth posting about is ethics are an important part of our lives whether we recognize it or not which is cool because one could live a whole life without ever thinking about the concept of ethics yet it really will matter to them anyway. In college I always wanted to take one of the many ethics classes offered whether it was medical, business or straight up ethics. In my first year of law school I took legal ethics which is codified law and not so much theory that a person like Randy Cohen could answer based on his opinion and the opinion of others. But legal ethics (which you may consider to be fiction, but a course nonetheless) has lots of wiggle room which is the reason the course is followed by an exam, but even with that kind of pressure the course was quite interesting, though nowhere near as entertaining as an "Ethicist" column. So coming full circle I beleive it is time for a collection, or a new collection, of the column to inform us of the encounters, experiences, and ordeals that are sometimes trivial, sometimes largely challenging but most importantly that our fellow men and women deal with or make up, that we may one day be faced with although perhaps it is not too likely and that would be a good thing. Because who likes an ethical dilemma?

Here is an interesting interview w/ Randy Cohen from Gothathamist.com

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Best Baseball Books I Remember Reading



October 1964 by David Halberstam
Wait Till Next Year: A Memoir by Doris Kearns Goodwin
Ball Four by Jim Bouton (The Bad Guy in Robert Altman's The Long Goodbye)
The New Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract by Bill James
Joe Dimaggio: The Hero's Life by Richard Ben Cramer
Moneyball by Michael Lewis
The Summer Game by Roger Angell
Dynasty: The New York Yankees 1949-1964 by Peter Golenbock
Finding Buck McHenry by Alfred Slote

Friday, October 13, 2006

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Left Of The (Radio Disney) Dial

I don't really post on the Hendo all to often, but sometimes I just have some shit I need to get out there. Today, it's a zip file of some mp3s, but first lemme explain..

A couple of days ago, amid a stumble into the Virgin Megastore, I heard a something warm & familiar pumping out of their shitbox DJ booth. It took a few seconds to register, but it was clear I was hearing the ending section of a Paul Westerberg song -- a new one, one I'd definitely never heard before. Realizing Virgin plays shit only when they have something to sell, I headed over the W section to find this new Paul album.. the one I'd strangely heard nothing about.

Quite surprised then, to not find a new album, but a CD in the PW section featuring this artwork:


WTF??!

Well, let me say outright that I'm not someone who'd be judging Paul Westerberg on just about anything really. My love just runs too deep - and in my book, the man can do no wrong. And if Paul is looking to earn some dough & add "Hollywood Composer" to his business card (at the ripe age of 46) - no problem here. Even for a movie starring a CGI-cartoon bear, voiced by none other than Martin Lawrence.. totally cool with me. And if this can possibly lead to an Academy nom & Paul performing his soon-to-be hit "I Belong" between Randy Newman and Three 6 Mafia.... well, shit.

Despite all this, I wasn't about to fork over my own cash -- however much a crusader I may think myself to be. Instead, some single-song purchasing on the iTunes MS seemed to be in order. And really, the songs are fucking great. I don't want to make any claims too grand, but I will say they're as good as any of his post-Mats work. Which I guess isn't saying too much really, as the man's solo output is beginning to rival the Mats catalog at this point. But at the very least they don't suck. And Tommy plays on some of them.

So for you, the MP3 hound -- I have an all or nothing deal for you. A zip of all 7 Paul songs included on the soundtrack, plus the too-rocking version of a song called "Wild As I Wanna Be" (rejected by Sony & re-recorded by the band Deathray for the final).

And yeah, Tommy.. if you notice two of the songs are sounding a lot like PTMM/Don't Tell A Soul-era Mats, it's because Tommy's playing & singing on them -- "Love You In The Fall" & the classically titled "Right To Arm Bears".

Alright -- check 'em out houng dogs:
PaulWesterberg.zip 39.2 MB

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The King Khan & BBQ Show


This one's for Alex...

The King Khan & BBQ Show is a collaboration between two old friends Mark Sultan, aka BBQ, and King Khan. The album came out a while ago, on the really cool Memphis label Goner Records. These two guys boast a very impressive resume: The Spaceshits, Les Sexareenos, solo stuff, its all here folks.

The Spaceshits - Can't Fool With Me

The Spaceshits - Won't Bring You Back

Les Sexareenos - Everybody Sexareeno!

Les Sexareenos - (Oh Mom) Teach Me How To Uncle Willy

King Khan & His Shrines - Three Hairs And Your Mine

King Khan & His Shrines - Annabelle

BBQ - Year Old Wine

BBQ - Outta My Mind

The King Khan & BBQ Show - Hold Me Tight

The King Khan & BBQ Show - Got It Made

Now, its time to go see them live.

The Mercury Lounge
Tue. Nov. 14th
The Detroit Cobras
The King Khan & BBQ Show
Taylor Hollingsworth & The Spidereaters

I got my tickets, I'll see you there.

Top Ten TV Theme Songs


JYD's List:
Magnium P.I.
C.H.I.P.S
Barnie Miller
Sanford & Son
Simon & Simon
Love Boat
Three's Company
WKRP in Cinncinati
Muppet Show
Knight Rider

Bonanza Jellybean's List:
1. The Wonder Years: "I Get By With a Little Help from My Friends" Joe Cocker
2. Tour of Duty: "Paint it Black"- The Rolling Stones
3. China Beach: "Reflections" - The Supremes
4. CSI: "Who Are You?" The Who
5. The Dukes of Hazzard- Waylon Jennings
6. South Park Theme- Primus
7. X Files Theme
8. Crank Yankers Theme- Fountains of Wayne
9. The Jeffersons (Movin' on Up)
10. The Simpsons
Honorable Mention: not really a theme song but the "doink doink" between scenes on Law & Order deserves a nod.

Paulie Wheat Thins' List:
Lost in Space
Twilight Zone

Hendo's List:
The Simpsons
Sesame Street
Get A Life
Inspector Gadget
Arrested Development
The Critic
The Daily Show
The A Team
Fresh Prince Of BelAir
Night Court

Disco Stu's List:
10.The Monkees theme
9. Fresh Prince of Bel Aire
8. Hawaii Five-O
7. Curb Your Enthusiasm klezmer music
6. M*A*S*H* "Suicide is Painless" by Mandel/Altman
5. Arrested Development ukelele theme
4. Weeds "Little Boxes" by Pete Seeger
3. Transformers (more than meets the eye)
2. The Jeffersons "Movin on Up"
1. Twin Peaks theme by Angelo Badalamenti
*worst: the OC, family matters, law and order SVU