Saturday, July 29, 2006

Top Ten Most Punk Rock Things That Aren't Really Punk Rock


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Jose Reyes RBI Machine's List:
1. anything by Half Japanese
2. Wally Backman. His life. His style. His play. But mostly his life.
3. Hank Williams. " " " " " " " "
4. Adam Carolla hanging up on Ann Coulter on the radio
5. My old '73 Ford Pinto. No driver side window, had to clean/gap the sparkplugs every week. AM radio. Engine fire.
6. Countdown with Keith Olbermann
7. my wife BEFORE we started going out
8. Neil Young and Crazy Horse circa 70's and 80's. some 90's moments
9. Rocket From The Crypt- circa now
10. Seaver Anthony Glassman-head first into EVERYTHING!!

No Name's List:
10. Greg Duhli
9. All The President's Men
8. Carl Jr's.
7. Terrance Mallick
6. Johnny Depp
5. Thelonious Monk
4. Lester Bangs
3. Bob Dylan Circa 19 "play it loud" 66
2. Nick Tosches
1. Hunter S. Thompson

Greil Marcus's List:
10. The Go-Go's
9. Turtle Shell Glasses
8. The Raincoats
7. Griel Marcus
6. Chloe's Dad
5. Sleater Kinney
4. Neil Young
3. Books on music that aren't punk but "really" are punk rock
2. The Basement Tapes
1. Fleetwood Mac's Tusk

Hendo's List:
1. The Monks
2. JYD's (both Jim Washburn and Jerome Williams)
3. Moondog
4. The Figgs "Rejects" LP
5. Johnny Cash
6. The Killer - Jerry Lee Lewis
7. The KP Challenge (Neigh-borhood!)
8. Slashing Your Own Tires
9. The Sonics
10. Breaking Every Dish In Your House Just For The Hell Of It
Shrimp Cracker's List:
10. Newspapers
9. The UN
8. recorded sound / Thomas Edison
7. NASA
6. Amy Goodman
5. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
4. Declaration of Independence
3. Agricultural Revolution / domestication
2. Bob Dylan, Newport Folk Festival, July 25 1965
1. Charles Darwin: theory of evolution & natural selection

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always thought Toots and The Maytals were pretty punk rock. Listen to "Funky Kingston."

No Name said...

Hendo, #1 is pretty fuckin punk rock

HaHa said...

All you pansies can't get your heads out of your record collections long enough to think of things punk rock beyond music. I'm with shrimp cracker: Dylan at Newport is the only permissable exception.

Anonymous said...

Real Punk Rock ha ha to slag on everyone but your Boyfriend. Especially when you know its not these weirdos faults that they got record collections mounted to their heads. I don't think you'd want to see lists from them if they had any outside interests. Who knows what kind of sick twisted lists these guys would even make.

shrimpcracker said...

I'm with haha too. You guys are pansies.

I'm gonna find a way to sneak Darwin & Dylan going electric on all my lists.

Nihilist Loves Hate, Hates Everything said...

greil marcus can go eat christgau's big fat dick.